An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.
Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.
You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.
And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.
Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.
You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.
And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.
by Angus Beare March 26, 2007
when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
by Stickboi__ March 9, 2023
Accelerator extraphysics is a branch of applied extraphysics, concerned with designing, building and operating extraphysical particle accelerators. As such, it can be described as the study of motion, manipulation and observation the charged extraphysical particle beam and their interaction with accelerator structures by extraphysical electromagnetic fields. And the possibilty of find any extraphysical signals and evidences on classical particle accelerators such as seeing if it is possible to detect extraphysics in classical physics ways.
"Accelerator extraphysics in an interesting branch of extraphysics, it might be really good to find out if extraphysics can affect the physical level or not, such as find extraphysical evidences in objective ways."
"Accelerator extraphysics will be one of the first steps on the study of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysics as a whole, mainly as the experimentation of extraphysics in an objective way."
"Accelerator extraphysics will be one of the first steps on the study of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysics as a whole, mainly as the experimentation of extraphysics in an objective way."
by Full Monteirism March 3, 2021
by DamPam July 8, 2019
Energy-knowledge acceleration: (noun) The process of using more efficient energy sources to accelerate the rate of knowledge acquisition. It emphasizes the relationship between energy and the ability to gain knowledge, and how using more efficient energy sources can lead to a faster rate of knowledge acquisition, research and innovation.
The shift from fossil fuels to solar energy allowed for energy-knowledge acceleration and a significant increase in the rate of scientific discoveries.
by Phieyl January 21, 2023
When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.
Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.
Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.
Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!
Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.
Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.
by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 24, 2021
The act of taking off way too fast too soon in a long distance race and burning out before completion of the event.
Oh man did you see Jeff take off? Yeah man he was flying but had premature acceleration. I saw him walking in the last mile.
by Sugardaddy55 January 19, 2022