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Academic Habitus

The embodied dispositions, ingrained practices, and unconscious orientations acquired through prolonged immersion in academic environments. Drawing on Bourdieu's concept of habitus, Academic Habitus describes how academics come to think, speak, move, and evaluate in ways that feel natural but are actually products of institutional training. It's the instinct to qualify every statement, to cite before speaking, to find gaps in arguments, to value complexity over clarity, to defer to disciplinary authority, to measure worth in publications. Academic Habitus operates below consciousness—academics don't decide to be this way; they are this way, as naturally as breathing. It's what makes academics recognizable anywhere, even outside their disciplinary contexts, and what makes the transition out of academia feel like learning to breathe different air.
Example: "At the dinner party, he couldn't just say he liked the movie—his Academic Habitus compelled him to deliver a 15-minute lecture on its historical context, directorial influences, and reception by critics. He wasn't showing off; he literally couldn't stop."
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004