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Academic Chicken 

A game in which the student wastes as much time as possible before the final deadline, often leaving mere minutes for a large assignment.
Eric: Isn't the analysis essay due tomorrow?

Casey: yea, I've been working on it for weeks.

Eric: yea, I need to start that.

Casey; playing academic chicken?

Eric:yea. when I get home, I'll play a few rounds of Warhammer first, to get me ready.
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academic chicken 

phrase - refers to academic work of poor quality in which you are essentially daring your professor or teacher to give you a bad grade
I just submitted the worst paper I have ever written. It is nothing short of academic chicken.
academic chicken by Jean McSween January 17, 2004
Word of the Day on March 15, 2005

academic chicken 

A person who is smart, but who is too scared to show it because they don't want to be made fun of.
I could have gotten an A on the test, but I'm an academic chicken and don't want to be shuvved in my locker.
academic chicken by Marvin March 16, 2005

academic chicken 

A Reason for all poultry retails to increase prices.
They now claim to breed academic chickens, which taste much better than the previously non-academic smarter.
It is as thought you can taste the smartness in the meat.
Maple Leaf Meats has announced the increase of prices on poultry due to the use of academic chickens.
A company representative was quotes as saying " Smarter chickens, are tastier chickens ".
academic chicken by TRR May 13, 2005

academic chicken 

Man that is one academic chicken!!

academic chicken 

a big cock, wearing a cap and gown
academic chicken by johnny March 15, 2005
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026