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Absinterklaas 

Every year around the 5th of december the Dutch celebrate sinterklaas by doing a kind of secret santa that involves writing poems for and giving presents to friends and family. Absinterklaas is a man similar in most respects to sinterklaas, except he is woke and does not keep black slaves.

In the drinking game Absinterklaas, a usually dysfunctional group of friends writes insulting poems for each other and make each other drink shots of Absinthe according to an arbitrary and unfair set of rules. For instance, one person always has to drink when others do. The game ends when everyone has either passed out or is running around naked.

This year Absinterklaas was thinking
How many shots John would be drinking


Absint was mentioned, everybody drink!
And John drinks twice.
Absinterklaas by Absintpiet December 7, 2019
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ansinget 

a saying that people say when they feel good about themselves
boy: man i hate today so much
girl: stop! be ansinget! today is friday
ansinget by avaboom January 11, 2022
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Collective 600 pound gorilla 

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I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
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