the sexual phenomenon which occurs when one member of a sexual party is on top of another party member, whilst thrusting up and down on an erect penis. The penis suffers "abension" when the partner on top thrusts upward to quickly causing the penis to exit the vagina, or anus, and on the insuing downward thrust, the erect penis is slammed and "abended" by the lower torso of the thrusting partner.
When your girl slams your cock cuz her ass is out of control, that's abension
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!