Abaskin

Burnt popcorn

"Dude you totally fucked up that popcorn, now it's abaskin!"

by Joe crakk da don October 8, 2008

alaskin soaring eagle

when a girl sits spread eagle at the bottom of stairs and the guy jumps of the top of the stairs and trys to make his dick in her pussy

"Jennie why you so soar"? "oh me and greg tried the alaskin soaring eagle last night"

by Urbanbuddha August 2, 2012

alaskin fire dragon

The alaskin fire dragon includes, when a man Diarreahs in a girls mouth, duct tapes it shut, then tickles her until it comes out her nose.

Evany insisted that we do the alaskin fire dragon last night, there was shit every where, i even got some in my eye.

by Golfwater September 19, 2021

Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.

Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."

by GregOwens May 5, 2013

alaskin fire dragon

To play alaskin fire dragon you need a girls vagina and hot sauce. put the hot sauce around the vagina and blow into the vagina it will get messy fast.

My woman was angry at me so we played alaskin fire dragon and her vagina got beat up quick.

by Dilly-willy :) December 21, 2020

alaskin pipeline

The act of shitting into a condom and freezing it and later using it as a dildo.

I shoved my alaskin pipeline so far up sammy's ass

by Benito mac October 2, 2007

alaskin dogsled

when you and your girlfriend are doing it doggy style by at the top of the stairs and you pull her arms behind her back and ride her down face first.

tom said " hey tammy what happened to your face."
she said " well me and my boy friend were have sex at the top of the stairs when he said time for the alaskin dogsled and down we went."

by b!lly bedlam March 9, 2010