This is the prettiest girl in the world, she is perfect. Her eyes the prettiest ever, her lips are the best, her face is perfect. She also is the most caring, nicest (when it’s not that time of the month) and just the girl of my dreams. i’m so in love with her and not only for her looks which are perfect but also about the way she carries herself as a woman and a muslim, she is genuinely the best woman in my life
“that girl Aaleyah Hussain is so perfect and beautiful, i’m going to marry her one day”
aaleyah collado is the sweetest person ever. she’s kind and shy but is very open when your her best friend. not to mention she’s beautiful and has the most beautiful red hair. but her natural brown hair is also gorgeous.
This is the prettiest girl in the world, she is perfect. Her eyes the prettiest ever, her lips are the best, her face is perfect. She also is the most caring, nicest (when it’s not that time of the month) and just the girl of my dreams. i’m so in love with her and not only for her looks which are perfect but also about the way she carries herself as a woman and a muslim, she is genuinely the best woman in my life
“that girl Aaleyah Hussain is so perfect and beautiful, i’m going to marry her one day”
This is the prettiest girl in the world, she is perfect. Her eyes the prettiest ever, her lips are the best, her face is perfect. She also is the most caring, nicest (when it’s not that time of the month) and just the girl of my dreams. i’m so in love with her and not only for her looks which are perfect but also about the way she carries herself as a woman and a muslim, she is genuinely the best woman in my life
“that girl aaleyah hussain is so perfect and beautiful, i’m going to marry her one day”
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*