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Asswiper

A person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they'd go so far as to wipe their bosses ass to show their dedication
"The reason Peter got the promotion over Tom is because Peter is an Asswiper"
by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003
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Asswiper

A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.

The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.
Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.

Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.
by loosetongue April 16, 2009
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viper the asswiper

viper's true name
by Joe Schmo III December 23, 2018
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Asswipe

An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.
Terry is really being an asswipe today.
by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018
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ASSWIPE Litigation

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence
Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.
by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008
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Fuckface putrid asswipe

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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Asswipe

There is a common misconception that an asswipe can be equated to an asshole. This is quite untrue. An asswipe simply doesn't care. This is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the asswipe.

The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.
Victim: "dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you asshole."
Asshole: "haha, I did."

Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!"
Asswipe: "eh."
by Timmers1112 January 14, 2010
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