by 3lvis February 9, 2016
An assumption among some white individuals that all other white people share the same stereotypes about other races and/or racist views. This assumption leads said individuals to believe that is socially acceptable to make stereotypical and racist comments and jokes about other races to and in front of any other white individual.
Mark: "Man, I could not live in your apartment complex. You're like the only white guy that lives there and I own a lot of high-end electronics."
Andrew: "Dude, not only do you possess the white assumption, but didn't your car get broken into in YOUR apartment complex?"
Andrew: "Dude, not only do you possess the white assumption, but didn't your car get broken into in YOUR apartment complex?"
by 1-2-3-4 January 18, 2011
An example of the warning and logical criticism of "making assumptions".
One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.
The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.
And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).
Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
One of a few fundamental false assumptions about human interaction and the internet that tend to make everything more complicated rather than simpler.
The assumptiont that everyone would be sane, ultimately have the best interest for everyone in mind, and that any conflict would only be some kind of misunderstanding.
And the assumption that everyone would have the same knowledge and background and that the key to understanding everyone and every single situation would be to take up some common clichés about human interaction or even "key topics" (see trivial "atheism vs religion", although atheism still wins).
Ironically only creates partisanship, stereotypes, and apologists of plainly inane or insane behaviour.
by felixh November 4, 2016
The word utilized by caucasians in the scientific community when they realize that their 10 years in graduate school went down the shitter and they have no fucking clue what they're talking about but they still want to sound smart. Comparitive to conjecture, speculate, or hypothesize. This term is basically the honkey's way of saying "guess" while still maintaining a know-it-all air about themselves.
"I may be going out on a limb, but I will make a rational assumption and say that in 20 years there will not be a single white NBA player left because they are all afraid of Lebron James's big black cobra."
by zac sutherland June 17, 2008
The only thing you can make an assumption about here is that all the guys are gay and all the girls are submissive. The teachers flirt with the popular kids and if they’re feeling fruity they’ll tell you to pull down your skirt. Don’t look up when walking up there stairs cause you’ll get wiff of a 6th graders ass in your face. Watch out for the one emo kid in every grade who doesn’t brush their hair and hisses at you if you don’t watch anime. The only thing these kids should be praying about is that they don’t end up at Dominic with the sluts and jockeys who think they’re rich because daddy bought them a jeep for their birthday and they wear lulu.
Omg let’s compare hand sizes hehe “I already did last week I don’t want the girl at assumption school to think we’re dating" I need a girl to dance with at cotillon.
“Where is everyone going to highschool?”
*everyone* “Dominic”
"Do you have a Vera Bradley backpack"
"Yes"
"Get on your knees right now"
“Where is everyone going to highschool?”
*everyone* “Dominic”
"Do you have a Vera Bradley backpack"
"Yes"
"Get on your knees right now"
by The blessed Virgin Mary August 25, 2021
A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".
by Kevin Honesh January 13, 2023
Known for having the reputation of a gangster school, it has come a long way. Don’t get me wrong, wannabe cool kids still exist and can be found shouting for attention in the canteen.
Basketball is Assumptions’ pride and glory.
Assumption English upholds very “reasonable” rules such as banning all sweaters and jackets in the school premise.
AssumptionKnights can mostly be found lurking around Hillion after school or smoking behind the bus stop.
Basketball is Assumptions’ pride and glory.
Assumption English upholds very “reasonable” rules such as banning all sweaters and jackets in the school premise.
AssumptionKnights can mostly be found lurking around Hillion after school or smoking behind the bus stop.
by assumptionknightinahoodie August 22, 2021