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Something most go into completely oblivious to the mountainous workload and gradual toll on sanity. Say farewell to sleep and hair. Don't be cocky and take it just because you can-it's not worth the GPA. Some schools' apush classes are entirely comprised of these brave sophomores that whine 24/7. Book is a literary work written by Harvard professors that have nothing better to do then add to their credentials. Your eyes glaze over 5 minutes into reading a chapter. stupid 'HUSH' students laugh in your face while they do skits and debate across the hall. BSing on the test does not work; crazy old history junky/hag/ghost whisperer teachers can see into your soul. Don't take it if you can, but I forgot, you're an HONORS studennt. Take it, but don't say I didn't warn you.
'Dude, you look like a zombie.'
'Don't touch me.'
'APUSH?''
'I SAID DON'T TOUCH!'

honors kid: I'm dropping APUSH. I have AP calc and physics and chem..
kid: hahhaha, nooo you're not.
honors kid: *sob* I know.
by HopeLover October 19, 2011
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1. Advanced Placement United States History.
2. AP United States History
3. AP US History.
4. A rigorous high school course that teaches US History to a college level and gives you college credit if you complete it successfully.
5. FREAKING HELL. THIS CLASS SUCKS AND IT INUNDATES YOUR BLOOD WITH USELESS FUCKING TERMS, PHRASES, AND VOCABULARY.
1. "Does your school require that you take APUSH this year?"

2. "Are you taking APUSH this year?"

3. "32% of high school students take APUSH in high school. 48% of those students pass the AP exam with a 3, 4, or 5."

4. "APUSH looks good on college applications. You should take it your junior year."

5. "Oh god, I hope they don't make you take APUSH!!"
by Matt GXX November 24, 2011
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the class that Assassinates People Using Stressful Homework
Sophomore: I'm taking APUSH next year.
Junior: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by apush survivor October 08, 2010
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A class made for masochists. Any who would appretiate a constant feeling of both ineptitude and a HUGE inferiority complex, would be wise to take this class from hell.

There have been a series of cases that result in death, either self-inflicted or stroke related, with this course.
I've got to read 20 pages on George Washington Carver's extensive experiments with penuts for APUSH tonight, we'll finish the last half in class tomorrow.
by JoffrayStirr September 05, 2009
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APUSH is short for PLEASEGIVEMEAPUSHOFFABRIDGE, because that is the feeling all APUSH students have. APUSH is one of the guaranteed ways to ruin high school, but more students submit themselves to the torture every year. After all the SAQs, DBQs, and LEQ assignments, it is highly unlikely that you will remain unscathed.
APUSH classes include:
Boring things only history majors care about
Trivia only geeks care about
And overall discussions nobody cares about except APUSH teachers

WARNING: If you want to take Apush, consider jumping off a nearby bridge. The process is quicker, easier, and less painful.
George: I love studying for APUSH!
James: I would rather study literal shit. I see it more often than U.S. history.
by Nymph O. October 23, 2018
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death to anyone's GPA. true name is Advanced Placement U.S. History.
man i had a 3.8 gpa before apush now i have a 3.4.
by the eagle of 216 May 07, 2009
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