Whoever invented AOL should be drug out into the street and shot.
by NCW May 5, 2004
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America On-Line. An ISP with a poor reputation amongst anyone who uses the internet. The child filters are easily bypassed because kids know more than their parents, the service is slow, the e-mails get flooded with spam and a bunch of other shit. It also likes to boot users off.

On the plus side, it has one huge-ass pool of IPs, and kiddies use it, so if you're looking to cause bannable trouble on gametalk or grrom children for rape, that is THE isp.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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The gayest software ever where only a complete nimrod would work for and a dumber one would represent in court. I once used the aol disk to wipe my ass when I ran out of toliet paper and cut myself, perhaps I should sue.

The only use of AOL is for people who need a coffee coaster.
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A user said this is hateful: "I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

AWWWW FUCK YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!
AOL SUCKS, if you want someone to stop bashing it, FIX IT YOU RETARDS instead of hiring queef noise ass clowns to write shit like that on a cool ass website like this.

Now I got to go and cornhole an AOL attorney.
by Bud Wise December 8, 2004
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It doesn't work. AOL
by Dave November 19, 2003
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The only virus you pay to have.
"I felt like I just didnt have enough SPAM. So I bought AOL. Like an idiot."
by Will March 25, 2005
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World's most popular ISP. Also world's easiest to hack ISP. And buggers up your PC if u ever try to uninstall it.

It's also a huge bulky peice of crap that eats RAM for breakfast (You have to open its own interface to connect).

Good thing is u can easily get free months & special offers by telling them u want to cancel ur account!
I use AOL coz im a n00b and I dont even know what IPS stands for and Connie only charges 60p a minute for oral sex.
by meepy August 4, 2005
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