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aim speak 

A shorthand form of writing with abbreviations and acronyms used online either to send incognito messages to friends or to type something when you're lazy.

"LOL" - Laugh out loud; used in funny situations
"LMAO" (or LMFAO) - Laugh my ass out
"gg no re" - Good game no rematch (what the hell?!)
"BRB" - Be right back

and random stuff like that

NOT TO BE SAID IN REAL LIFE THE WAY IT IS SPELLED. IF YOU DO, YOU'RE A LOSER.
"Dude LOL lmfao rOFL!!!"
"Stop speakin aim speak in real life n00b!"
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aim speak 

The term used to describe the online language faggots who are too lazy to type out the entire word use.
Aim Speak:
"OMG Liek I can't w8 2 c u!"
"LOL wtf wuz dat?!"
aim speak by Ryan Bunting March 19, 2008
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AIM Speak 

A term used by idiotic teenage girls who think the term for Netspeak is AIM speak
Idiot 1- LOL that's sooo funny
Idiot 2- Oh my god, quit using AIM speak in real life
Me- Oh my god you fags it's called Netspeak
AIM Speak by Doopliss February 6, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026