ahora

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Ahora also known as religious murder is a form of Harm towards somebody of the same religion, to show affection. This is often done by sticking your hand up the other persons ass and making them into your personal puppet :*

I'mma Ahora you so hard tonight

ahora by Allanlover23 January 5, 2017

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Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!

Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.

"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"

Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis! by Snake February 22, 2005

aloha ahora

A hybrid of Hawaiian and Spanish, meaning now (ahora), but according to how one interprets it (aloha). A friendly version of now, where a person requests that something gets done, but in a harmonious way.

The restaurant server asked if the patron was ready for his main dish, to which he replied, 'aloha ahora'. Yes, he was ready for the main dish, but in whatever way it showed up.

aloha ahora by Doctor Geo Zee January 22, 2021

Ven Aci Ahora

This one sentence is every hispanic kids nightmare. You know you about to get the absolute shit out of you.

Mom:Juan Carlos Ven Aci Ahora
Friend: oooooooh you in trouble.
You: See you in heaven my amigo.

Ven Aci Ahora by Smalluncercamsized weewee69 January 16, 2019

vamos ahora, muchacho

in spanish it means we go now,(or today) boy

well the example is in the actual word but whatever...when in a hurry a spanish speaking person would say "vamos ahora, muchacho(a)!"

vamos ahora, muchacho by naylita December 21, 2006

Bitch, I'm Adorable!

A wicked response to those who accuse you of being cute.

Perfect Cell: Oh. you think you're being cute? Vegeta: Bitch, I'm Adorable!

Bitch, I'm Adorable! by lazyassbum March 2, 2020

Adorasexy

The combination of the words adorable and sexy, stating that the person is both delightful and charming and sexually interesting and/or exciting

She was just so adorasexy in that moment he was drooling a pool at his feet.

Adorasexy by Haxiemous Pax December 17, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026