AFSAFP 

As Fucking Soon As Fucking Possible

Man, I do not want to be at work today.....I want to go home AFSAFP

AFSAFP by LuckyLeaky May 31, 2013

ASAFP 

As Soon As Fucking Possible

We needed those numbers yesterday! Get me that report ASAFP!

ASAFP by belmug October 17, 2003

ASAFP 

To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.

Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!

ASAFP by The Kentucky Yankee May 15, 2005

ASAFP 

As soon as fucking possible

Get me that item ASAFP!

ASAFP by Jensen Roth July 24, 2008

ASAFP 

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

ASAFP by MJM27 November 17, 2009

ASAFP 

An acronym for: "As Soon As Fucking Possible". Sooner than ASAP (as soon as possible).

Bill: Dude, where the fuck have you been? It's been forever!
Josh: Here, there, you know how I do. We do need to chill soon though.
Bill: Fa sho man! Hit me up ASAFP!

ASAFP by urmommycock August 4, 2011

AFAFP 

As Fast As Fucking Possible. Similar to As Soon As Possible (ASAP), or As Soon As Fucking Possible (ASAFP), but pertaining to the speed at which something is done rather than how soon it is done.

To avoid an awkward conversation, I got off FB chat AFAFP.

AFAFP by WellFuckMeSideways July 1, 2011