ADHD; I'm making a definition for the joke, not the actual definition. I have ADHD to and that last sentence is a moderate example of it.
ADHD-Tictok stands for.....
Attention
Deficit
Hey
Are you still paying attention? (Insert the bell of shame) what are the odds YOU are a kind fellow with ADHD? Well guess what! Dear balls, I might have to give you a kick to the- |CENSORED|
ADHD-Tictok stands for.....
Attention
Deficit
Hey
Are you still paying attention? (Insert the bell of shame) what are the odds YOU are a kind fellow with ADHD? Well guess what! Dear balls, I might have to give you a kick to the- |CENSORED|
by Special ForcesOp16 October 20, 2023
when ur so much of a natural crackhead that everyone thinks you’re riddled with ADHD. you tend to be a really fucking funny person and have a positive energy. you’re also the friend everyone wants and people are tend to be jealous of your superior comical skill. one could say you are a hybrid of Olivia Neil and Emma Chamberlain but we won’t get into that. a comedy legend at its finest
me: *has a random burst of adrenaline where literally anything you say makes the entire squad roll with laughter*
Them: you’re so adhd wtf 😭😭😭
Them: you’re so adhd wtf 😭😭😭
by swaggiestbitchever May 7, 2020
also known as autism lite and classified as a mental disorder, adhd causes lack of focus on lame things. people with adhd are an enigma to people without it. they seem unable to focus during lectures or work. they're always looking out the window, cracking their knuckles or shaking their legs as if they're addicted to distractions. among every person with adhd, there are a handful of activities they are exceptional in and will never lose focus. they may even lose sleep or skip meals over these activities.
adhd is believed to be an evolutionary accessory that manifested when man was a hunter-gatherer. humanity has since evolved to live inside safe boxes, eat pre-prepped food from safe boxes, and look at digital boxes with their free time. this is not an ideal environment for people with adhd, an explanation for how depression, anxiety and suicide often accompany adhd. the capability to critically think and comprehend multiple complex thoughts at once is not valued in safe box world, and causes unlucky people with adhd to be 6 times more likely to commit suicide. this could also explain the tendency of the elite possessing mental disorders such as autism, ocd, adhd, etc.
adhd makes people live their life how they want to with little thought to consequence. some people with adhd end up in situations where they are unable to do what they want. those people are dead.
shit neurotypicals probably say:
adhd is believed to be an evolutionary accessory that manifested when man was a hunter-gatherer. humanity has since evolved to live inside safe boxes, eat pre-prepped food from safe boxes, and look at digital boxes with their free time. this is not an ideal environment for people with adhd, an explanation for how depression, anxiety and suicide often accompany adhd. the capability to critically think and comprehend multiple complex thoughts at once is not valued in safe box world, and causes unlucky people with adhd to be 6 times more likely to commit suicide. this could also explain the tendency of the elite possessing mental disorders such as autism, ocd, adhd, etc.
adhd makes people live their life how they want to with little thought to consequence. some people with adhd end up in situations where they are unable to do what they want. those people are dead.
shit neurotypicals probably say:
people with adhd make me mad because everyone seems to like them and not me
i don't have adhd, i'm just addicted to looking at idealized social situations on my phone
i'm bored of being a goldfish mindslave for the tech elites with adhd, but i can't seem to do anything about it
i'm bad at videogames because i don't have adhd
my friend with adhd was an excellent car salesman. he committed suicide during lockdown
why do people with adhd act like they're better than everyone
why are people with adhd better than everyone
did jesus have adhd?
this urbandictionary.com definition of adhd makes me so angry! whoever spent all this time jerking off their own mental disorder on the internet must live such a sad life. he totally doesn't make 7 figures a year doing the amount of work i do in 1 month. my attention span just ended, time to go back to tik tok!
i don't have adhd, i'm just addicted to looking at idealized social situations on my phone
i'm bored of being a goldfish mindslave for the tech elites with adhd, but i can't seem to do anything about it
i'm bad at videogames because i don't have adhd
my friend with adhd was an excellent car salesman. he committed suicide during lockdown
why do people with adhd act like they're better than everyone
why are people with adhd better than everyone
did jesus have adhd?
this urbandictionary.com definition of adhd makes me so angry! whoever spent all this time jerking off their own mental disorder on the internet must live such a sad life. he totally doesn't make 7 figures a year doing the amount of work i do in 1 month. my attention span just ended, time to go back to tik tok!
by fishattention September 19, 2022
by idiot mega sandwich August 21, 2022
Ada.
by irlisabela January 20, 2022