its slang, practically just a bizarre comination of words from twitter now used in many memes'n shit y'know
bitch 1: hey dude come look, there's a quirked up white boy with just a little bit of swagger busten it down sexual style in the front lawn
bitch 2: but is he goated with the sauce?
bitch 1: idk bro, guess you'll have to come see
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.