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When you suddenly leave work without reason and no one notices for two hours
Employer:"Where is the new guy we hired?"
Employee: "he pulled a Ton"
A Ton by elle kae September 11, 2020
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TM: What was the final count?
Box Office Manager: We sold a ton at the door!
A ton by MusicIntern December 3, 2023
A-TON* is a half-breed wana be gangster who can't shoot straight đź’Ż and has no hustle so he has to Rob those that do đź’Ż just like a hos is a pig that don't fly straight đź’Ż
Yo dog I think I saw that buster ass A-TON*at the mo mo last nite
A-TON* by k187c September 30, 2021
A-Ton: is a term used by 187 and murderedout empire to describe a buster who thinks his gangster but overall cant shoot straight! Or even know how to use. A glock 19x air gun. Other meaning his weak af
Yo dog did you see that A-Ton last nite his weak af yo 100%
A-Ton by anonymous August 8, 2021

not a ton 

something that someone might say weights a ton but really doesn't
or to be something that someone says is a weighty subject but really has no merit
I thought it weighed a lot but it turned out to be not a ton.
not a ton by Mr. Boardwalk July 11, 2010

cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec 

cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward
Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"

Spanking it up to a ton 

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.
This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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