a southern 

A southern Is when, after initially falling asleep, one wakes and has an hour or three of productive work before returning to bed to finish their sleep.

Remy fell asleep at 9pm, but around 10:30pm he had a Southern—he ran a mile on the treadmill, and went back to bed around midnight after a snack.

a southern by Pretzel of Doom November 27, 2020

Hanging ten on a southern surfboard 

Going to the swamp, and "surfing" on a gator with your toes hanging near the gator's mouth.

Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.

Hanging ten on a southern surfboard by Urbanizationfiltration May 27, 2018

Leaving on a Southern Train

There are many ways to define leaving on a southern train.
1. To be inject/be high from injecting heroin.

2. To listen to (and enjoy) Stone Temple Pilots.

3. To actually leave somewhere on a southern train.

1. Man, that steve guy is so leaving on a southern train.

2. "I'm listening to "Sour Girl", now i'm leaving on a southern train"

3. Joshuwa is taking a train from Cleveland to Atlanta, therefore leaving on a southern train.

Leaving on a Southern Train by Steve Weiland April 9, 2009

a strong southern exposure 

when you have some serious plumber's crack
[aka- "don't be a crack baby", "crack attack", "quarter slot"

(scene: your friend is bending over to tie her shoe, while wearing some cute low rise jeans)

You: "hey, you've got a strong southern exposure there!"
Friend: "oh shit! that is serious. thanks!"
You: "yeah, no problem, cute underwear by the way."
Friend: "oh yeah i just got them at goodwill"
You: "oh reeeeaaaally now?" (ew gross ew)

a strong southern exposure by delaney jane March 5, 2008

Southern C.A.L Performance 

A Bunch Of Drunk Wannabe Rednecks Who Take There Technical Advice From A 15 Yearold Middle Schooler Who Fucks Up Compression Ratios Cause He Has No Math Skills. Theres Also The Owner, A Compulsive Liar Who Claims The Drummer Of 311 Bought His Car When We All Knew It Was A Drug Dealer(Sloppy Cunt). Then Theres The 2 Guys Who Work There That Are Pedofiles. Case In Point, Dont Go There.

Southern C.A.L Performance Is Causing M.A.F.I.A Performance To Stay Awake Till 4AM And Fix What They Fucked Up, Which Would Be My Body Kit.

Southern C.A.L Performance by CRXPimp57 September 23, 2003