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A lame is when you stuff 3-4 golf balls in a condom, then fill it with water, tie it off, and put it in the freezer. You use a lame by fucking your girl with it like a regular dildo. She will like the cold from the ice, then as the ice melts she will enjoy the texture of the golf balls. This was created by eskimos.
Shaney I hear you like to fuck your girlfriend with a lames that you had made in your igloo. She is a chubby whale of a muk, and also a squirter, right?

Yeah, using a lame means that she doesnt feel as bad about ruining all of the clean sheets since the melted ice would make a mess of it's own. In shaktoolik there aren't a lot of other options for young lesbians.
a lame by Agutuk March 6, 2009
someone who is not a good kid but pretends they are.
*posts yolo on Snapchat* slid up but don’t be a lame.
a lame by uh...yourelamenotme January 2, 2020

You listen about as well as a lame dog. 

"It means you don’t listen."
"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason

lame-a-licious 

deliciously lame. Like macaroni and cheese is a lame entree, but its so delicious.
he/she is so lame-a-licious.
lame-a-licious by Jody Francis January 2, 2008

a typical lame 

some one who sits at home on a saturday night. they do nuthing but go on facebook, myspace, or any other social network.
GUY1: hey dude whats up wana hang
Guy2:nah im guna spend my saturday on fb

Guy1:dude your suck a typical lame
a typical lame by Vfadelity March 13, 2011

lame-a-fatic 

a fat lame person with no morals.
also known as a "couch potato".
or just a lifeless obeist.
1.) Jesus, Tom. You are such a Lame-a-fatic! Maybe when you lose about 150 pounds, you can chill with us. Until then..Get your ass off of the couch and get a life while your at it, asswhipe!
lame-a-fatic by Shaeee. November 25, 2006
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