a fiddle

it's a fiddle, Brit slang for fraud, a con.

bum hocks a fiddle. a week later rich dude offers pawnbroker $2k for it. Pawnbroker asks dude to return after bum comes to redeem the fiddle. Bum returns, pawnbroker offers $500, bum gets him up to $1k & splits. Dude never returns, pawnbroker has worthless fiddle, bum & dude party. Old English con job.

by Labadabbadoo April 12, 2008

A Fiddle of Paedophiles

The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.

The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.

by Thefirstboyscout June 18, 2014

fit as a fiddle

good looking. hot

Steven is as fit as a fiddle. Sophie is so lucky to have him.

by xsZ March 11, 2017

Tagged like a snake on a fiddle

A term used when ones enemy is injured drastically. Implying injury or attack. The snake > the fiddle.

Wetdog (-*-) exlzzghost
Wetdog (-*-) eshawn
ew4r |=- Wetdog

(dead)Wetdog: OMG HES TAGGED LIKE A SNAKE ON A FIDDLE

by lawlerskeetskeet July 15, 2006

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014

fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009