a warm welcome

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.

1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.

2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.

by wuntoothrie November 20, 2011

A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

A Warm Welcome

The act of farting while simultaneously sitting on a toilet. The air becomes pressurized in the bowl and blows through your legs and up into your face. Essentially Farting into your own face. Creating the effect of a warm welcome to the throne.

As I sat down to dump out, I blasted a huge fart into the depths. From the darkness my honor was accepted, and the winds of approval came shooting back betwixt my parted legs. My hair blew in the stinking wind as I received a warm welcome, and I was home.

by ToM_Builder_ October 17, 2020