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A Vladimir 

This is when you wank/masturbate/touch yourself/practice onanism/jerk off/ before going to sleep.
It can also be called a vladimir although you do it at any time of the day.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
Person 1: "Yo bro, let's do one more game, it's only 1AM and there is no school tomorrow"
Person 2: "Sorry man, I am very tired, I think I'll do A Vladimir"
Person 1: "It's Ok bro, I might actually do one myself"
A Vladimir by PhallusSpatha April 15, 2021
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A Vladimir 

A Vladimir is wank/masturbation usually done before going to sleep.
In Spanish we say: "Vladimir, una paja y a dormir"
Person 1: "Yo man let's do another game its only 1 AM"
Person 2: " Sorry bro, I am tired, I think i'll do a Vladimir"
Person 1: "Ok bro np, I might actually do one too"
A Vladimir by PhallusSpatha April 14, 2021
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I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
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"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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schmegegge 

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I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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