A Ton 

When you suddenly leave work without reason and no one notices for two hours

Employer:"Where is the new guy we hired?"
Employee: "he pulled a Ton"

A Ton by elle kae September 11, 2020

A ton 

Basically 27 (26)

TM: What was the final count?
Box Office Manager: We sold a ton at the door!

A ton by MusicIntern December 3, 2023

A-TON* 

A-TON* is a half-breed wana be gangster who can't shoot straight 💯 and has no hustle so he has to Rob those that do 💯 just like a hos is a pig that don't fly straight 💯

Yo dog I think I saw that buster ass A-TON*at the mo mo last nite

A-TON* by k187c September 30, 2021

A-Ton 

A-Ton: is a term used by 187 and murderedout empire to describe a buster who thinks his gangster but overall cant shoot straight! Or even know how to use. A glock 19x air gun. Other meaning his weak af

Yo dog did you see that A-Ton last nite his weak af yo 100%

A-Ton by anonymous August 8, 2021

not a ton 

something that someone might say weights a ton but really doesn't
or to be something that someone says is a weighty subject but really has no merit

I thought it weighed a lot but it turned out to be not a ton.

not a ton by Mr. Boardwalk July 11, 2010

cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec 

cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward

Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"

cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec by Tj_who?_he_sucks June 10, 2020

Spanking it up to a ton 

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

Spanking it up to a ton by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011