a richard
a richard by Clintonator98 February 21, 2015
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A Richard Picture
When a polite gentlemen, after courting a woman of his choosing with extraneous flirtation and philatio, unbuttons his pants and shovels out his Sir Penis, which in them he will take a photography device also of his choosing and snapping some very chivalric and sexual pictures of his trouser snake. After this, he politely sends this picture to his woman, and then they get together and fuck.
Samuel- Listen, so I was talkin' to this fine woman, her name was Sara, and I sent her a Richard Picture after talking for a little while.
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical
A Richard Picture by Jack Bülshivik February 9, 2015
Don't be a Richard
Literally translating to Don't be a Dick. Trust me, nobody wants an exposed Richard unless asked for.
"Bro, your girlfriends a serious ratchet."
"Hey, Don't be a Richard."
"Never cry over a hoe, bro! Never!"
"Hey, Don't be a Richard."
"Never cry over a hoe, bro! Never!"
Don't be a Richard by just.another.u.d.editor. April 15, 2013
Being a Richard
Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.
(In the company of the President)
Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.
President: What?
Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.
President: What?
Being a Richard by haydoh playdoh January 6, 2012
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