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a random 

noun: someone (usually of the opposite sex, but not always) whos number you have, but you don't really know them. May have met then once or twice(usually while intoxicated). May have never even met them at all. You call them when you are bored and need something to do.
Man, I'm bored lets call up some randoms on my phone.

That guys a random; got his number when I was wasted, but dont really know him.
a random by Sahar October 25, 2004

A Random 

Anyone who is not a member of the global high society. Anyone who is not very wealthy, intelligent, beautiful, or well known.

Essentially a modern day commoner; peasant.
A loser.
He's a prince, but he takes the metro with all of the randoms.

He's a nobody, he doesn't even have a trust fund; he's pretty much a random.
A Random by Yan Yan Sakikabaru December 20, 2010

a random 

a random is somone usually meet while playing a online game.
they are usually no life geeks who sit around all day playing games and send you messages trying to make fun of you while they sound like a 12 year old boy.
that guy xToasterboyxX sent me a message because he shot me. what a random.
a random by MRstone August 17, 2009

a random 

A person who you have/had sex with whom does not mean anything to you. A one off hook-up. You usually meet this type of person in passing at a club, party, or on vacation. Also know as a "Rando".
She ain't nothing but a random from last night.
a random by officialjpress November 6, 2017

A Random Toaster

A huge dumbass who is my friend lmao
Hey that guy is a random toaster

a random amogus

He is always touching people and is always moaning in class. He is also a short kid who acts very sus. This kid also makes weird faces at people like he is gay.
a random amogus was trying to kiss me today! what a gayfer!
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