A Panda

When a male receives head from either sex finding the right safe moment (when you can be sure no teeth are involved) to issue two black eyes with a swift but effective double fist making the cock sucker look like a panda

I was getting a gobble from Audrey last night and the moment caught me so I gave her a panda! BOOM

by Toe Man April 25, 2007

panda panda

The practice of assuming that any gay man would be a perfect match for any other gay man you know--akin to the zoo situation in which pandas must be mated at all costs. Originating from a group on Facebook.

Curtis, there's someone I want you to meet . . . Relax, I swear it's not panda panda. You're both brokers and into Portishead.

by distingwished February 18, 2007

panda pandaing

having sex; fucking; making love; getting your "groove on";

Girl 1: I hit my head on the wall so there wasn't any panda pandaing last night.

Girl 2: Lame.

by zenmechanic March 18, 2009

Pandaed

To be removed voluntarily or involuntarily from a guild; Also accompanied with a "Bye Cunt" panda meme

I just got pandaed by Sith Empire

by DeeMoney1 March 10, 2019

Panda

a retarded fucking song by some bitch that sounds like future, but really isnt
and people only like it for the beat because the beat is fire af, but the lyrics need google translate and jesus.

*Loud ass bitch in the background that sounds like he killing every fucking body*

Bitch that sounds like future: "Panda panda panda panda. I got broads in atlanta, fjjhhetiydbfimhgct...."

by Fxxk it May 12, 2016

panda

a slang term for a police cruiser, originating from the term "black and white"

A panda pulled up next to my car right as I was lighting a joint.

by adevne August 29, 2016

Panda

a secret ninja

Person: OMG! What was that?

Other Person: It was a panda bro

by [e-mail] February 22, 2017