When a person is sleeping, either shave your pubes or theirs, cum on their feet while they're sleeping, and then sprinkle on the hair, thus giving a "Hobbit-like" apperence
"Yeah, I was with this girl I didn't know last night and we hooked-up, we were drunk. Anyways, she passed out after we had sex, and I decided on "Giving a Hobbit" while she was sleeping, you should've seen the look on her face.
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.