a real life name that sounds like "genitals"
i called to tell "jenny tales" to get better, because i heard she was feeling sore.
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La Tale is an online MMORPG Developed by Actoz Soft and published by OGP (Online Gaming Planet). The Game was released in Northern america when OGP Signed a deal with Actoz for a north american version. The current NA version is still Beta.

The classes in La Tale are Warrior, Knight, Mage, and Explorer.

Warriors-----------------------------------

Warriors have average stamina levels and exceed in strength. Their speed is also average, and their maximum SP levels as well. This class is recommended if you prefer Offense.

Knights------------------------------------

The Knight is a class that specializes in maximum health. They're able to survive massive damage, providing a good Tanker character. A Tanker can also be referred to as a Meatshield. It's when a character distracts a boss or enemy and takes all the damage while the offense sneaks in and kills the enemy while it's attacking the tanker. Knights also have Average strength and SP levels.

Mages--------------------------------------

Mages have low health, and extremely high SP. (For example, a lvl 70 mage has health equivalent to a lvl 49 knight) However, of course, mages are very powerful and have healing powers (if your mage is water element.). These supplements make mages a necessity when fighting very powerful entities.

Explorers----------------------------------

Explorers are an all around, fairly good class. Average health and SP, and good attack power. Explorers also have great speed and backflip and other aero-dynamic capabilities. They can also do things other classes can't (like unlock treasure chests).

2nd Job advancements-----------------------

All classes have a 2nd job advancement they can become when they reach level 80.

Warriors can become Bladers, or Warlords.

Knights become Templars, or Guardians.

Mages become Bards, or Wizards.

Explorers become Treasure hunters, or Gunslingers.

Class weapons------------------------------

NOTE: ALL CLASSES CAN USE KNUCKLES.

Warrior: Two Handed Sword, Spear, Knuckles.

Knight: One Handed Sword, Mace, Knuckles.

Mages: Staff, Dagger & shield, Knuckles

Explorer: Dagger, Bow, Crossbow, Knuckles.

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La Tale has not yet reached a high level of popularity, as it only launched in late 2008.

If you were considering to sign up for La Tale, I really hope this helped. Thank you for reading...
That Person: Dude what the fuck is la tale, that sounds like shit. Play Maple!

That other person: Maplestory can go fuck its face-hole through its ass. Go La Tale.
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The game that god/namco/other people that created it has blessed us with... most of it's fangirls like either kratos, zelos, or yggdrasil like me, and fanboys like sheena, like my friend.
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High tale it is slang, from the South, which means to leave quickly or get away very fast. Usually used in reference to being caught (with your pants down), and you are in a major hurry!
"This tall, handsome kick-baller left his favorite Irish bar one night, and had to high tale it home because he finally had his one chance sitting next to him...a hot blonde with a gleam in her eye, a cold one in her hand...and a green light!"
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A TV show children watch about vaginas seeing the world from a biblical point of view.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.
Person 1: This show taught me so much about sex.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.
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A kid who runs to an authority figure to get another kid punished.
Lindsay went to her mother with a report on her brothers conduct, never a report on something that was actually broken or something that actually needed to be done, a report to get somebody in trouble for the sake of getting somebody in trouble is what a tattle tale is. Somebody talking about their relationship with another person or who the person is as they know them in an interview isn't the same as a tattle tale.
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A story or tale that is not easily believable or seems far-fetched to some. A Sailor's Tale can only be proven true by evidence, or by being seen. A Sailor's Tale may or may not be a lie, but it also may be the truth.

This definition is derived directly from the tale Moby Dick written by Herman Melville who writes about a giant white whale that attacks ships. To some, this is A Sailor's Tale because some people may or may not believe it. This definition is also derived from the 12 century Norwegian tale of a giant squid called the Kraken that would also attack ships and would sink them and doom the crew.
"... And it was a huge rocket in the sky! I could see it!" Johnny excitedly exclaimed to his friends, finishing his story. But his friends said he was telling A Sailor's Tale and walked away without any further interest. Johnny was sad.

"But Mr. Mathers, my dog ate my homework! I swear" Little Bobby told the teacher. But his teacher didn't believed him and gave him an F and said it was A Sailor's Tale. Little Bobby's brother even tried to explain to the teacher it wasn't a lie, but the teacher didn't believe him either.

"I seen a UFO in the sky yesterday" A local told the audience in the microphone at a community meeting in the local historic board house. But some of them didn't believe him and whispered to each other that he was telling A Sailor's Tale and no one raised their hand to speak about it or to talk on it.

No other further word was spoken about UFO's that night, only community concerns about littering. The man who told the UFO story left early and snuck out of embarrassment while everyone was eyes-front and openly busy talking about the littering situation, not paying attention to him.
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