The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.
Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022
Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.
Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?
Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020
Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
by FoffTim October 16, 2017
a truth teller
easy going
not moody but will let you know when enough Is enough
sometimes sponge Bob type people think alot
sponge Bobs are conscious individuals who like living carelessly and adventurous in a childlike manner
(hence they speak the truth to not have to go back to a lie and have fun but not to much of it)
most sponge bobs are funny to others in a cute or good way (but they don't really realize it.) (as they mature they understand their humour)
sponge bobs don't Die.
easy going
not moody but will let you know when enough Is enough
sometimes sponge Bob type people think alot
sponge Bobs are conscious individuals who like living carelessly and adventurous in a childlike manner
(hence they speak the truth to not have to go back to a lie and have fun but not to much of it)
most sponge bobs are funny to others in a cute or good way (but they don't really realize it.) (as they mature they understand their humour)
sponge bobs don't Die.
I enjoy being "A Sponge Bob"
"A Sponge bob" isn't only a cartoon character
"A Sponge bob" people are the Best and easiest to get along with.
"A Sponge bob" isn't only a cartoon character
"A Sponge bob" people are the Best and easiest to get along with.
by UnoYoko February 12, 2022
The feminine counter to the male term "Bricked Up". A female is "Sponged up" or "Fully Sponged" when the capacity for internal wetness has reached it ultimate saturation point due to experiencing something enticing or arousing.
by GH0xSTED August 8, 2023
by Despacit0 July 15, 2019
by tenequia December 13, 2007