When you are at party that is being hosted by som1 you hate. You go to their bedroom and while no1 is looking you take a shit on their bed.
by Lilchild July 11, 2011
by cb_14 September 6, 2021
One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.
by Brett January 24, 2005
Sparkling Sleeping Beauty (n.) - A young lady who is taken out on a date and slipped a mickey. Once she passes out, her date then removes her dress and replaces it with a nice big poofy pink gown. He then places a rhinestone tiara on her head and seals the deal by bustin' a nut* across her lips as lip gloss.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
Mel: You have some dried up crusty stuff in the corners of your mouth there.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
by J. the Jokster October 23, 2009
by The Return of Light Joker July 24, 2009
Cuddy: You look like hell! Are you sick?
House: I'm fine. I just didn't sleep last night. And here, you probably thought that 'beauty sleep' is just a woman's term. Sexist pig."
House: I'm fine. I just didn't sleep last night. And here, you probably thought that 'beauty sleep' is just a woman's term. Sexist pig."
by sysonpyh July 2, 2009
by FrostyNips17 May 25, 2019