Gordon C. Is a very unique and soul. You cannot become attached to this person as they will destroy your life. They have a major problem with drinking and has anger issues. This man whore will bang your pussy good then ghost you. He is a great fuck but when your looking for more of his throbbing double cut cock he falls off the earth. He is also known to have many children all around the world. Advise to avoid this man.
I just wanna ride Gordon C. Cocktail so bad my vag is screaming.
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Noun. A person who is deliberately attempting to show off on wide or almost universal scale.
Xavier wouldn't stop dabbing at the BLM rally! What a Flashy Gordon!
by MoganB January 28, 2021
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Cockney slang for Hash Brown; A popular edition to the typical English Breakfast dish.

Hash Brown is made from shredded, fried potatoes.
"Hiya mate. I'll have a full English with an extra gordon brown, please."
by jansonyanson January 5, 2021
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Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )
After I fingered her, I gave her "The Gordon's Fisherman" ...she was pissed.
by Such A Good Good Boy August 1, 2022
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"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.
"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."
by func_peepee August 4, 2019
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Nah Gordon Jillitch was once named Gordon Samsey, but one day his mum cooked him soup. Gordon Jillitch ate that soup so fast, but he did not realise that soup was infected with Jillitch... This happened 245 years ago, and to this day everyone calls him Gordon Jillitch
Gordon Jillitch ate soup
by Krishna Morris October 28, 2023
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