Facebook Buddha

Your Facebook friend that makes daily posts with motivational quotes or sayings made popular by east Asian or Indian philosophers.

Chick: {{waking up for the day}} Man, what a crappy day ahead... wonder what that Facebook Buddha Mark McGrath will have to say today?

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Friend to other friend - "I get so sick of Sandra Bullock's daily Facebook Buddha quotes... if I see another Ghandi quote on there, I'm unfriending her."

by ellare April 7, 2010

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buddha stick

Another word for Thai Stick, but ultimately it IS: A delicious Thai variety of marijuana, usually wrapped around thin bamboo splints or popsicle-stick slivers fastened with usually hemp string and dried slowly.

Tom: "I just bought some buddha sticks from that colombian guy on our street corner."
David: "neat!"

by Effon March 26, 2007

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The Funky Buddha

What you would call that diggidy dank herb that makes lightweights choke from the smell alone and causes any type of pain to feel like an orgasm.

" Yo boi i got the funky buddha from willy and... well... Janet can't talk no more... and i stubbed my toe and my balls emptied into my boxers...."

by Anthropology Sux! February 16, 2011

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Buddha Shuffle

An unusual form of walking often performed by people that sag their pants. The shuffle allows the pants to remain on the legs without falling off. The performer of the Buddha shuffle pivots his/her body along the axis of each leg while keeping their arms locked to the side of the legs

Alternately, the performer of the Buddha shuffle can sing the lyrics "Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha, Rockin' Everywheya. This adds to the effect of the shuffle.

Buddha Shuffler - "Buddha Buddha Buddha Rockin' Everywheya"

On Looker 1 - What is that guy doin'?

On Looker 2 - Oh, That's just the Buddha Shuffle, It keeps his pants from falling down

On Looker 1 - Oh, ok then.

by Bile2 February 21, 2010

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