pivots 

any affliction that causes a person to tandemly discharge bodily fluids from both ends of the digestive track resulting in a squat-bend pivot motion to aim the fluids from the offending end toward a porclain goddess

If you think vomiting or diarrhea is the pivots, you are half right.

pivots by Gaelwynn June 28, 2011

twenty one pilots

for those who cry on the inside but dance on the outside

"did you hear that new twenty one pilots song?"
"yeah I cried, I mean danced to it last nite"

twenty one pilots by kyl0R3n May 30, 2016

Pivot 

The precise way to bring a couch up a flight of stairs.

Ross-pivot, PIVOT, PIVAAAAHT
Chandler- SHUT UP

Pivot by Bughead is superior February 28, 2018

Twenty one pilots

The best band ever that was on hiatus for about a year. But they are back now with a new album Trench.

Twenty one pilots is the best band ever ||-//

Twenty one pilots by Janyse October 11, 2018

Pivot Boy 

In a gangbang. The pivot boy is the bottom around which all the tops revolve. The pivot boy is the one taking all the banging.

You know that bossy bottom Eric? He was totally the pivot boy at the gangbang I went to yesterday!

Pivot Boy by IndyJeff March 11, 2015

Twenty One Pilots

Two guys from central Ohio, Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, that make some of the most amazing music that will ever grace your ear drums. They don't want to be heard, they want to be listened to. If you're looking for a crazy, high evolvement concert with plenty of sweat to go around and crowd surfing galore, by all means, go to their next show!

From their website:
"Basically, we are all responsible for the preservation of our personal joy; but happiness is different. Joy is not circumstantial, happiness is. You can be depressed and still have joy. You can be suicidal and still have joy. We all stop thinking and we all stop talking and we all stop sharing and we all stop creating, because by doing any of these things we quickly find out just how unhappy we are. But that's ok. That's normal. Don't let the fear of unhappiness cripple your pursuit of finding what it is you believe. Since joy is found in belief, we all have to push through unhappiness to find joy. Basically."

Check them out at twentyonepilots.com

Human #1: Did you guys go to the Twenty One Pilots Show on November 19, 2011?
Human #2: YEAH! THEY SOLD OUT THE WHOLE NEWPORT MUSIC HALL!

Human #3: My shirt is still wet from everyones sweat.

Twenty One Pilots by SarahTurvy November 20, 2011

Twenty One Pilots

A band containing two people that make music with happy melodies yet emo, heartbreaking lyrics. Do not fit to any genre of music, and will have you sitting on a rainbow for one song and riding through the fiery depths of hell on a tricycle in the next. A name that can and will never be spelled with the number 21. A fandom in which everyone refers to lead singer Tyler Joseph as a "smol bean" and drummer Josh Dun as a "cinnamon roll".

"You should listen to Twenty One Pilots!"
"Oh, what genre is it?"
"I'm gonna go."

Twenty One Pilots by emodemon February 29, 2016