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9D Technologies

Devices and systems designed to operate across nine dimensions: spacetime, probability, initial conditions, physical constants, mathematical structures, and logical systems. 9D technologies allow users to experience universes with different rules of logic—where contradictions are permitted, where cause and effect can reverse, where A can be not-A. The "logic shifter" lets you toggle between logical systems (use with caution—your brain may freeze). The "paradox resolver" shows you how contradictions can be true in some logical frameworks (it doesn't resolve them, just explains why they're not a problem). And the "reason relativizer" demonstrates that your rationality is just one logical system among infinite possibilities—humbling for anyone who's ever been certain they were right.
9D Technologies *Example: "She used a 9D technology device to visit a universe where the law of non-contradiction didn't hold. In that universe, she could both love and hate her job simultaneously, and it wasn't a contradiction—it was just how things worked. She returned to normal logic, still ambivalent about her job, but now at peace with the ambivalence. 9D tech had taught her that some contradictions don't need resolution."*
9D Technologies by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026