99

A NY coined term that originated in the 60's. Popular among Italians and the mainstream during the 60's,70's and 80's. A person that gets 99% of what you have to offer with the exception of love and genuine affection. Used to describe a loveless,superficial,sexual relationship where both people benefit in some way but where love and emotions are not allowed. 99 exchanges mock relationships in appearance but are a verbal agreement between 2 people to meet each others needs without emotions or stress. Usually short term and based on physical attraction,sexual compatibility and the ability to meet the other's needs. More than a sex buddy but far less than a long term relationship.
"I was gonna 99 that chick, but she'd be in it for the cheese and my pockets aren't built like that right now."
"Word,I copped a FLY lil 99,son! And all she want is the D. It's perfect!"
"I need a female to kick it with this summer but I don't need the stress,I'ma get out here and 99 a bad one watch!"
by Mikey420 May 14, 2013
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The jersey number of Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player and quite possibly the greatest athlete in history. No one will ever wear 99 again in the National Hockey League.
No one will ever break 99's records. Ever!
by Saddam Hussein May 10, 2003
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I caught my wife with another man, and it cost me 99.
by RM139 August 3, 2010
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The best clone from Star Wars the clone wars in existance. He’s a soldier like the rest of the clones
“Im a soldier like you”
*gets shot*
“99 nooooo
by Coolcmr00 February 17, 2021
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When someone is Almost telling the whole truth.. You call them out on not keeping it #100...
As in-
Leaving out crucial details of a true story.. Making it almost"too good to be true".
Not being 100% honest.
((Like saying "sounds good" in a mocking tone..as if almost in disbelief..))
Im late cuz i got a flat tire on my way to work...(on the way home from the party i passed out at last night)
Boss: *rolls eyes sure..okay (99)
by Asheir2theC July 12, 2020
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When one lays on their belly and the other one lays on top of the other one back to back ass to ass flexing their butt cheeks causing ripples through their bodies.
I witnessed two punks doing the 99 in their cars in the parking of Dollar General.
by Banana & Split April 15, 2022
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A sexual act in which whipped cream or ice cream is squirted on to the penis, followed by the strategic placing of a Cadbury's flake into the cream heap. The creamy, chocolaty treat is then sensually licked and nibbled off by a (hungry) partner.
A "I had a bit of a messy encounter last night."
B "What happened?"
A "Let's just say it involved a Mr. Whippy"
B "You 99ed? That's gross."
A "Tasted good though."
by Feh Feh November 11, 2013
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