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9 Circles Of Hell

First Circle : Limbo

Limbo are Pagans, and non Christians that did not sin.

Second Circle : Lust

People who are overcome by Lust.

Third Circle : Gluttony

People who cannot stop eating.

Fourth Circle : Avarice or Greed

Those who waste their life either collecting/hoarding money, or constantly spending money.

Fifth Circle : Wrath or Sloth

Wrathful are people who are constantly angry, and slothful are people who are constantly lazy.

Sixth Circle : Heresy

a person who holds religious beliefs in conflict with the dogma of the church.

Seventh Circle : Violence

Separated into three parts. 1 : Violence against another person. 2 : Violence against ones self. And 3 : Violence against god. This circle hosts the violent people of the world.

Eighth Circle : Fraud

Those who commit fraud. There are nine types of this, each with a different punishment.

Ninth Circle : Treason

This circle is for those who betrayed others.
Examples for each of the 9 Circles Of Hell.

Circle 1 : He was a Pagan, so he was considered Limbo for not accepting Christ, thus landing him in Circle 1

Circle 2 : His lust for another woman was too strong, and he committed Adultery, thus landing him in Circle 2

Circle 3 : He could never stop eating, the damn Glutton, thus landing him in Circle 3.

Circle 4 : All he did was hoard his dollars, thus landing him in Circle 4.

Circle 5 : The bastard was so lazy in life. He never did a day of work, thus landing him in Circle 5.

Circle 6 : He was a heretic. Never believing in god. Thus landing him in Circle 6.

Circle 7 : Poor bastard committed suicide, thus landing himself in Circle 7.

Circle 8 : He stole for everything he had, thus landing him in Circle 8.

Circle 9 : He betrayed his best friend, getting him killed, thus landing himself in Circle 9.
9 Circles Of Hell by DemonJackRipper December 14, 2009
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9 Circles of Hell

1st Circle: Unbaptized people and pagans
2nd Circle: Those who are overcome with lust/the need to have sex 24/7/365
3rd Circle: Gluttons/people who eat 24/7/365
4th Circle: Those who spend a shit load of money on shit they don't need
5th Circle: The ones consumed with rage fight on the surface of the River Styx (greek mythology) and the slothful/ones who are lazy lie beneath the water
6th Circle: Heretics
7th Circle: The violent; the 7th Circle has 3 inner Circles
The Outermost Circle: Those who are violent against property and inanimate objects
The Middle Circle: Suicides
The Innermost Circle: Those who are violent against God, nature, and/or art
8th Circle: Frauds (seducers, flatterers, those who exchange money for spiritual goods, sorcerers/false prophets, corrupt politicians, hypocrites, thieves, sowers of discord, etc.)
9th Circle: Those who betray one who is close to them (i.e. a close/best friend, a relative, a lover)
Which of the 9 Circles of Hell are you going to be in, Bob?
Idk, Bill...probably the 2nd.
9 Circles of Hell by Demon<3 December 20, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026