by UziGrenades October 28, 2019

by MyDogFarted February 12, 2012

the national call-before-you-dig number
aka the number you dial when you don't want to accidently dig into some underground pipes or circuits like a dumbass
aka the number you dial when you don't want to accidently dig into some underground pipes or circuits like a dumbass
Person 1: "Imma dig a 10 foot hole in my backyard to bury my collection of dead puppies"
Person 2: "but first you gotta call 811 so you don't strike electrical wiring underground"
Person 1: "nah fuck that, Imma shock my self
Person 2: "but first you gotta call 811 so you don't strike electrical wiring underground"
Person 1: "nah fuck that, Imma shock my self
by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 May 11, 2021

by Dirty Larry May 15, 2004

by theeclique November 15, 2003

by Limemintcooler February 14, 2023
