8 count

n. a dance common in the south performed usually by feminine guys but can done by masculine gay guys also

"What you know about the 8 count?" says the feminine dude to the trade dude. "should I do the 8 count before, during of after I whup your ass?!"

8 count by pureplaya August 2, 2004

Standing 8 Count

The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.

Todd's butt itched, indicating a need for a standing 8 count.

Standing 8 Count by arlo jones February 16, 2009

taking the 8 count 

Waiting til the last second before getting up and getting back into the game

Leave me alone! I'm not drunk!! I’m just taking the 8 count! I'll be there in a second!!

taking the 8 count by anonymous January 15, 2021

a standing 8 count 

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

a standing 8 count by Jon Downey September 19, 2006

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8 

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8 by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019