741258963 

When you are so bored, past the point of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm AND \;',./ that you decide to use the number pad, you have tried many solutions but now you tried top to bottom, bottom to top and top to bottom from left to right, unfortunately I got there first, so go back to your homework like I should!

Person 1: 741258963
Person 2: 123456789
Person 1: 741258963!!

741258963 by 741258963 July 18, 2022

741852963 

you've reached the ultimate form of bored that you went vertically on the number pad. why. think about what you just did. go back to doing your homework now.

Timothy bought 741852963 bagels and realized that that was the numbers vertical on a numpad. what a nerd

741852963 by that one shtposter April 14, 2020

741852963 

A bored person who decided to write down all the numbers on his/her numberpad.

There are 3 rows which contain 3 numbers each:
1st row: 741
2nd row: 852
3rd row: 963

Person: I'm kind of bored.
*goes on urban dictionary and types 741852963 and tries to find a definition to laugh*
Person: Nevermind, there is no definition for it. I'm going to define it instead so people can see this someday.

741852963 by PhoenixFriedrich July 25, 2017

741852963741852963 

You've reached the ultimate form of bored that you went vertically on the number pad twice. Why. think about what you just did. Go back to doing your homework now.

Timothy bought 741852963741852963 bagels and realized that that was the numbers vertical on a Numpad. What a nerd

741852963741852963 by Axhixh007 July 20, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022