69 carat Share definition Flag A form of gold that doesn't even fucking exist; it's just pure gold, the phrase is typically said by unfunny people who don't even know 24 carat is the purest form of gold. Guy1: and how much carat is that gold? Guy2: 69 carat. Guy1: are you fucking stupid? 69 carat by seudoman May 20, 2025 0 0 Get merch Get the 69 carat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch