5 year old 

A kid who is not a baby not a toddler and is going to kindergarten.

An object or thing that is 5 years old.

Something more than a few years old

My 5 year old kid is going to kindergarten!

My purse is 5 years old!

My house is 5 years old.

5 year old by alia(jk) September 27, 2019

5 Year Old 

Melina

"Melina stop acting like a 5 year old wtf"

5 Year Old by Meelina January 21, 2018

5 year old 

One who is very annoying

Swim: You’re such a 5 year old.
Bob: Uh, no, your an idiot
Swim: Please learn some grammar.

5 year old by The ugly duckling June 11, 2018

5 year old 

Literally the newest insult people use now adays- I fucking hate it

5 year old!
How dare you

5 year old by Ilikebeefjerkey February 16, 2024

Figure of a 5 year old boy 

A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.

That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.

Figure of a 5 year old boy by Tomahick November 22, 2005

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex 

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022

8.5 year old

A kid whose started acting like a 9 year old. Someone who’s 8 and a half years has finally stopped being an idiot. When your in the age you start liking pewdiepie and stop being annoying as shit.

An 8.5 year old is a kid who stopped being annoying

8.5 year old by The dancing nugget July 7, 2022