A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants
eddie-hey I just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"
by Timmy Heacock July 11, 2008
Noun: The 4th day of the seventh month of our calender. Celebrated as the day America declared independance from the King. The 4th of july is also celebrated in England, they call it "Fuck-off-Puritan-Day"
by Pepsi X-treme July 01, 2005
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by Special Ed January 21, 2005
Slang: Verb: Explode, Fight, Rumble, You Get The Point..
Taken, Of Course, From 4th Of July Fireworks, Which Is A Crud Load Of Fireworks..
Taken, Of Course, From 4th Of July Fireworks, Which Is A Crud Load Of Fireworks..
by Nymo September 22, 2005
The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).
Police officer: How many drinks did you have?
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).
Another guy around the same area.
Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.
Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).
Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).
Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Police officer: How many drinks did you have?
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).
Another guy around the same area.
Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.
Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).
Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).
Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!
Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
by www.contrast007.com July 04, 2014
Bob - Happy 4th of july
Bob - *Lights bottlerocket, waits for the fuse to be short, aim at mom.*
Bob - WATCH OUT
Mom - ladddy daah
Bottle rocket - BOOOOOOOOOOM
Mom - *Runs in the same spot screaming*
Bob - MUST OF BEEN THE WIND
Bob - *Lights bottlerocket, waits for the fuse to be short, aim at mom.*
Bob - WATCH OUT
Mom - ladddy daah
Bottle rocket - BOOOOOOOOOOM
Mom - *Runs in the same spot screaming*
Bob - MUST OF BEEN THE WIND
by Dani3lBr00tality June 11, 2008