4th and 99 Share definition Flag Acting like a big cunt...instead of calling her a cunt, she is so bad it is like 4th down and 99...you have to punt! My ex-wife is such a 4th and 99! 4th and 99 by Stephen Andrew January 11, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the 4th and 99 mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch