40th base

Two trains on the same track are moving towards each other, each at a speed of 40 miles per hour. On the top of one train stand 50 naked guys with boners. On the other train stand 50 naked girls who are horny. What happens to the ones that don't fall off when the two trains run into each other is called 40th base.

Damn, i just got an orgasm from 40th base....it sure was pleasureful...

40th base by gretaaaaaaaaaa August 21, 2008

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40th base

The last of all bases. To turn yourself into a transexual and then rape your best friend and mother.

A- Sorry about your asshole I just wanted to get to 40th base.

B- I understand.

40th base by ALo╛Prezidente August 11, 2008

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40th base

having your roommate walk in while jacking off to a picture of his mom, and then joining....similtaniously sticking a frozen banana up a monkeys twat.

guy one: dude awesomest thing happened last night!!!!!!
guy two: what?!
guy one: i got some serious monkey action.
guy two: no way! 40th base?!?!? well done dude!

40th base by dangletsbang September 26, 2008

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40th base

making out with somebody's 2cm flesh tunnel.

dan - duuuuuuuuude i just got to 40th base with ginny.
random stranger - you mean you kissed her 2cm stretched ear! aweeeeesome!

40th base by gintingz August 24, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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