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30 seconds 

a he-move/she-move kind of situation
man (thinking): "oh am i in? I am in! Cool."
woman (thinking): "hes been in for 30 seconds. why is he not moving? can't wait anymore!!!"
30 seconds by Krkič March 3, 2021

30 seconds 

pre-mature ejaculation.
when a guy only lasts for thirty seconds in bed, and the girl is left unsatisfied. Is also usually half-way up before having sex.
what? its only been 30 seconds?!

*I just did a luke and lasted 30 seconds*
30 seconds by babemagnet101. September 15, 2010

30 seconds 

A member of a 2000`s rap bad that only last 30 seconds in bed
Guy1: I totally pulled a Chase Clark on Emily last night!
Guy2: So you lasted about 30 seconds?
Guy1: Yup.
30 seconds by Da Anhilata and braD December 23, 2013

30 Seconds to Mars 

An American rock band.

Line up: Jared Leto (lead singer, guitar)
Tomo Millicevic (guitar, keyboard)
Matt Wachter (bass)
Shannon Leto (drummer)

Released debut album 30 Seconds to Mars in 2002
Followed up with A Beautiful Lie in 2005

The band are just starting their first headlining tour across America.

Their fan base is known as the Echelon.

They have the coolest glyphs ever!
I've been rocking out to 30 Seconds to Mars all night!

30 Seconds of Madness. 

A catchphrase preached almost religiously by a fucking bald knobjockey infront of a undeserving school audience.
"Okay guys. Premature ejacluation. 30 Seconds of Madness. (or pleasure) is all it takes. Just like when I'm in bed with my poor wife."

30 Seconds to Mars 

An amazing band headed by Jared Leto, the coolest evAr. They rock out of the universe with their glyphics. Welcome to the Universe.
Jared Leto sings for the band 30 Seconds to Mars, and they are greatzor.
30 Seconds to Mars by Sam Nizzle January 31, 2004