2nd of august

The end of the world. Why? Because I said so. Also don't forget to love yourself. And if u can't do that, find someone TO love. They can be your crush, the random plant in your house or a picture of a cat you found on the internet. And remember, they would want u to be happy. And so do I.

BRO 1: Hey, do you know when the world ends?
BRO 2: I think it's the 2nd of august
BRO 1: Wait... bro... Why u so down?
BRO 2: Its been hard bro, u get me?
BRO 1: But remember bro, I care for you, you mean the world to me bro
BRO 2: bro....
BRO 1: bro, I'm here for you. Remember that.

2nd of august by Rat in the hat November 21, 2019

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2nd Of August

Everyone born on this day is a hotass, not saying this cuz my parents SLAYED the pregnancy.

"hey, are you born on the 2nd of August?"
"Yeah how'd yk?"
"Well, your hot annoying and mad"
"trueee"

2nd Of August by Leosrhottt September 11, 2022

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2nd of august

National Sam Day

Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend

Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO

2nd of august by SmartPersonKnowsAll August 1, 2023

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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