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2Diddy is when a man or women decides that instead having a good time fuvking will instead show affection towards a female and rizz her up, after this step is completed you will go back to either house and be drugged, fucked, molested. You would have woken up with an Alaskan pipeline and a pink sock and a pink sock with one kidney missing.
Hey baby!
Hey handsomešŸ™ƒ
Do you come here often? Are you with anyone tonight?

Why would you ask me that?

Sorry I didn’t mean to come off as creepy I just found you beautiful is all and would like to buy you a drink and talk a little bit.😁
Ohh okay 😭, well thanks for clarifying that for me, but yea I’m here with a few of my girls. But yea I would love if you bought me a drink, sounds like fun.

Oh it is.ā˜ŗļø
They had a great night, but it didn’t end there when they got back they kissed once and he asked her if she wanted some wine or a beer.
Yea I would love a glass of wine. So he goes to the kitchen while she goes on her phone and looks for Pinterest ideas for instagram post.

He comes back with laced wine in hand and he sits down on the couch and asks the beautiful thick women.

Have you ever heard of a 2Diddy?
Ummm no? Should I be worried? As she takes a drink of some of the red wine he served her.
After about 15 mins it sets in
The show ends and he says as her eyes start to fade into nothingness he looks at her and says Free Diddy and starts doing his work.
2Diddy by anonymous December 10, 2024
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inspirational, amazing. fat, loves food. waterfront and chili.
hey who is that cute girl at 5 guys?

oh, that’s, 2fiddy. i love her
2fiddy by sexypoliceman January 31, 2023
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