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Alright, I'm back many years later. I wrote 2024, 2026, 2027, 2028, 2030... Holy cow y'all went insane. If you're still here, be proud of your dedication. Also, please go outside. There's a whole world out there... don't reach this year without having lived!!!
Also the taco gods are stronger than you think.
Bob: Ayo it's 2096? How did this occur?
Gerald: Well you see, there were time machines, other things... y'know what just start at 2023
2096 by N. D. Toilet February 22, 2023
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Ok, I have a confession to make. I wrote 2023, 2024, 2026, 2030, 2034 and 2037. I've been at this shit for NINE YEARS. I wrote some of those in 2014! The fact that y'all have continued this stupid trend I created makes me proud. Too bad the time traveler taco god whatever the heck cavemen nerds already took over like 50 years ago lol
Bob: Hey Frank, you remember 2037?
Frank: Nah dude, it's 2096 now. We're probably dead by now. Remember what you did to get here. Keep going. 2100 is SO CLOSE DUDE
2096 by N. D. Toilet February 22, 2023
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