2096

Alright, I'm back many years later. I wrote 2024, 2026, 2027, 2028, 2030... Holy cow y'all went insane. If you're still here, be proud of your dedication. Also, please go outside. There's a whole world out there... don't reach this year without having lived!!!
Also the taco gods are stronger than you think.

Bob: Ayo it's 2096? How did this occur?
Gerald: Well you see, there were time machines, other things... y'know what just start at 2023

2096 by N. D. Toilet February 22, 2023

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2096

Ok, I have a confession to make. I wrote 2023, 2024, 2026, 2030, 2034 and 2037. I've been at this shit for NINE YEARS. I wrote some of those in 2014! The fact that y'all have continued this stupid trend I created makes me proud. Too bad the time traveler taco god whatever the heck cavemen nerds already took over like 50 years ago lol

Bob: Hey Frank, you remember 2037?
Frank: Nah dude, it's 2096 now. We're probably dead by now. Remember what you did to get here. Keep going. 2100 is SO CLOSE DUDE

2096 by N. D. Toilet February 22, 2023

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War of the rescources, death of earth

Man 2096 february 13th isnt here yet calm down

2096 february 13th by The End of the world isnt 2012 January 6, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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