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2012phobia

According to the Mayans, our era of time will end in 2012. Though many sensible people say that the Mayans were a primitive peoples and that they were too busy getting wiped out by the Conquesidors to made calender updates, an equal amount fear that a seemingly random date in Earth's history is just plotting away our deaths because the universe has nothing else to do.
After watching that documentary about the end of the world, followed by the movie "2012," a rise of 2012phobia razed the internet
2012phobia by okami1113 July 24, 2010
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2012aphobia 

A fear of the year of two thousand and twelve based on the fact that the Mayan calendar ends on December 21st, 2012. Some believe that this day will be the end of the world since Mayans must be psychic or something.
All of my friends think that 2012aphobia is silly and unrealistic.
2012aphobia by TheAbleOne December 15, 2009
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