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2X (tōō tīe-mz) To fuck a bitch and or to fuck up a bitch with a long ass mother fucking dick. Also affiliated with Mandingo, FAFSA refunds, Acts of Congress, and other long ass things. Alternatively, the feeling hoes get when a 2 Times member fucks them, also known as the “twice the nigga in they guts syndrome”.
Karen: I think I might have internal bleeding. I can't walk without a wheelchair .

Bonquisha: You must have have been with one of those guys from 2 Times.
2 Times by Lilnawfside October 26, 2017
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2 times p2

the twins premium pussy formula
Go ask the 2 times p2 for some help with your geometry
2 times p2 by T D S April 10, 2003

2 times basketball 

The official size of Ogre's head.

see Ogre
Ogre's head is 2 times the size of a basketball.

That head is 2 times the size of a basketball.

no u times 2 

The only way to defeat some that says "no u"
you: ur mum gay lol
tom: no u
crowd: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
you: wait....
crowd:....
tom:...
you:...no u times 2
everyone within a 100 mile radius: *dies*
no u times 2 by I lik dog May 11, 2018

2 more times 

a slang originated from greensprings school lekki in which can be used instead of ask again but the diffrense is it can be used for non-question
paul: what do we have next period
me: 2 more times

paul: msheew
2 more times by ask again March 16, 2020

2.5 times π (pi) 

7,8539816339744830961566084581988
What is π multiplied by 2.5?

2.5 times π (pi)

gawk gawk times 2

HEY BRENDA I’M GONNA GAWK GAWK TIMES 2 WITH YOU
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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